today i went to mcdonald's with big D who just returned from north caronlina after 5 no call no shows last week.. he spent time vacationing with the hurricane, playing around in the strong winds, sounds like fun to me i guess.

soft taco shaun requested that we return from mcdonalds with a cheeseburger for him to eat so he doesn't have to take a lunch break. dylan ordered 3 with the intention of eating 2, but wanted the 3rd and decided to tell soft taco shaun that mcdonalds ran out of cheese. as we finished our meals, we realized that since he did secure the cheeseburger with a $1 deposit, we should return with a cheeseburger for him.

when we left for mcdonalds, soft taco shaun requested that we get him the cheeseburger with no vegetables on it. since that was requested, we ordered the cheeseburger with extra onions and pickles, rejecting his request to exclude them from the order.

the double cheeseburger was set on the counter, and big d proceeded to pick it up. as he did, he noticed the extra heavy weight inside the cheeseburger, which must have been from all of the extra onions and pickles. we went out the restaurant, got in my jetta, and drove back to work.

we thought of what would be really, really funny. big d decided to take a bite out of one of the patties, and stuff that gap in meat with the extra onions and pickles that were included with the order. i am not sure if the bite was taken, but the pickles and onions were rounded up sanitarily and then moved to the bottom of the burger, where no vegetables are usually placed. we re-wrapped the patty, replaced the missing ketchup with some from the crocodile grill, then proceeded upstairs and returned to our workstations, dropping off the cheeseburder to soft taco shaun along the way.

he ate the burger, and notices nothing out of the ordinary that would make him suspect anything was done to the burger itself. the moral of this story, as it was the same in the soft taco story, do not order food from other people who are eating places. boredom on the ride home will set in, and the cheeseburger will no longer be normal.

this is all for now, happy eating.