The Dirty Car- This is The Dirty Car Story. It all started as Dave was leaving work on Friday. Me and Captal D decided to walk him down to his car, since it was the weekend and we were all itching to get out of here.

When we got to the car, we noticed the usual layer of dust that coats most of Dave's stuff at work. I was talking to Dave and he had his back to his trunk. Capital D was busy trying to write something in the dust before Dave turned around and saw him writing. I remember talking with Dave about how many miles were on his car, so I had him show me his dashboard as a distraction.

We looked at his 218,000+ odometer and Capital D finished writing his sentences. He came to the drivers side and we asked Dave if he had a camera. He said No, then asked why. We laughed and walked away, came in and got back to Work. Dave had no idea what was on the back of his car.

The moral of this story- Don't leave dust on your car or people will write "I Wish My Wife Was This Dirty" in dust on your trunk.