first cruise vacation update- this is the first update of my vacation. i am sitting on the balcony of my hotel room on the 20th floor of the Hyatt Regency Downtown Miami, overlooking downtown.. it's nice and warm here.. i am connected via somebody else's wireless network that i found and was able to connect to..

cruise vacation video #1- our flight to miami was pretty uneventful. from SLC-ATL, my entire family sat in different parts of the airplane, as our seats were not reserved until we checked in, since we booked through cruise agency.. i ended up having to sit next to some fat stinky guy who would not shut up the entire plane flight. the only time he wasn't talking was when i had my eyes closed or had my headphones on. he got up to go to the bathroom and i started making a video clip, it turned out pretty well. see it at this link here. the big fat guy comes back at the end.

i was eating my onboard meal during our flight. i ate before we left so i was not really hungry. the box contained a few crackers, some cheese dip, and some raisins. i ate one cracker and half of another, then put it all back in the box as i didn't want it anymore. before i ate, i spit my gum out into the box.

the stewardess came over to take the trash. i was handing my box over to the stewardess and the guy said, "hold on, i'll finish that for ya." he took my box and opened it up. i warned him that my chewed gum was in there, he said, "no problem, i'll just eat around it." it was nasty. he took the cracker that i had eaten half of, put cheese on it, then ate it himself. i could not believe he ate my garbage.

that's all for tonight. i board the cruise ship in the morning, we will have to see if i can update again. so long bitches.